My AAA membership is the best $60 I ever spent.
{ Broad & Denny, earlier today }
Dear Universe,
I know subtlety is not your strong suit. But I can take a hint.
I understand that you have much in common with my parents and do not want me in possession of a two-wheeled vehicle. Particularly a 2003 cream and seafoam green Genuine Stella scooter. I am here to say:
Too. Stinking. Bad.
Yes, Universe, you may slow me down. But I will NOT be stopped. I'm like one of those cockroaches that just get really pissed off when you hit them with the blow torch. I will ride again, oh yes. Frankenstella and I will persevere. My cry of victory over the mechanics of the two-stroke will echo through the mountains and reverberate into the sky, accompanied by the unholy grumble of my invincible scooter.
You may slow us down, but you won't stop us.
We WILL ride again.
Deal with it.
Sincerely,
Katt, Minister of Sparkles
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