"Hi, boss? I can't come in to work today. I've got kittens. "

"Yes... I think it's contagious."

Stargazers, grown on my front porch. Blooming today. The smell is absolutely intoxicating and I can't get enough of it. The plants are almost four feet tall. Been walking around with golden smudgies on my nose, unwittingly, from sticking my face in the blossoms.

I want to bottle the scent. We have the technology.