Okay I have to come clean and tell you all that I stopped writing the book. I abandoned it, not because it was too hard or because I was out of ideas but because I just didn't want to do it anymore. There are more important things going on right now. Namely, the breaking in of my new comforter from ikea. And the consumption of chocolate covered cherry decadence Soy Dream.
I got a sick new Mac powerbook. I mean, it's disgusting. Pornographic, even. 17" wide screen, a drawing tablet, the full new Adobe Creative Suite and Macromedia Studio 8. I've had an erection for an entire week. So you can understand how some silly novel has fallen by the wayside. There are Flash animations and pretty nav bars to make, dammit!
Except for the death threat I received from V.VB last night. And I'm not sure my conscience could handle not finishing this stupid book, Dreamweaver orgy or not.
I'll finish the stupid novel. Okay? OKAY?! But don't expect me to like it.
Whose bright idea was this, anyway?
Oh. Right.
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