April 2005 Archives

hot to trot

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Dear Universe,

I know you get bored with unorginal requests for help. Those folks falling to their knees, shaking a lottery ticket at the sky. Or the uninspiring "please make Boy X like me." So I try to give you some requests to keep your daily task of fulfilling people's wishes interesting. I toss out a few challenges to entertain you.

But you gotta stop having this quick turnaround, because it's freaking me out.

Yours,
Kristin


Last week I was thinking about horseback riding. It's beautiful out, and I would give anything to go romp in a ring somewhere. In a year or two, I may be able to afford to board a horse. In the meantime, I was thinking about taking lessons again. As a city girl, my certified horsefreakdom has lain dormant for a few years. But I spent a good chunk of my adolesence up to my hips in muck, cleaning other people's stalls and feeding other people's horses so I could get a few riding lessons. Or just so I could be in the barn, where I am really truly happy. Carrying enormous buckets of water up frozen paths in January, excercising rich people's petulant Thoroughbreds and falling on my head more times than I can count, baling hay, scraping feet, getting kicked and bitten by foals, racing down trails in the woods, scrubbing show coats, and loving all of it.

Last week I decided I really want to begin dressage training. In case you're not familiar with riding, dressage, which is pronounced with a snooty French accent (dress-AHSH), is a kind of riding discipline that is based on intense communication with the animal using weight, posture, and hands. Using nearly invisible signals, you guide the horse through complicated maneuvers that almost resemble dancing while you're mounted. It's amazing to watch, graceful and elegant. You may have seen it in the Olympics – it's a summer sport. It's the finest form of riding and makes Western cattle roping look barbaric.

Yesterday I was on Petfinder, where I spend a lot of time trying to save abandoned animals, and I was searching through the horses. I found one mare who was described as " an excellent prospect for dressage". So I started thinking about dressage even more, and decided to look into taking lessons once I've moved and gotten settled, even though I have no idea where I would go or how I'd come up with the cash to do so.


So I'm selling my car. It's been a challenging process to say the least. I have about 30 people coming to look at dear Verna tonight. But this one guy calls me this morning, and is really interested in the car. We talked for a while, and he looked up the vehicle on carfax.com and was pleased. He said his daughter needs a car for college. I told him to come on over to check it out, and he said, "My wife has a lesson at 4:00, so we should be over by 6." Naturally, I asked, "What does she teach?" He says, "Dressage."

Hi.

But wait – there's more. The daughter, who needs a car, goes to college in Bennington, Vermont. It's a sad, sad story – she has this gorgeous 16 hand Thoroughbred gelding who is suffering from neglect because she's all the way cross-country. She really wishes she could find someone to ride him while she's away.

He actually says these things. Out loud.

I asked the Universe to please set me up with someone needing a good car to take care of. Maybe the Universe was just trying to be efficient. Apparently, I need to sell my car to someone needing a dressage student.

dirt in your fries

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Maybe I should just stop trying to be "productive" for the day. My brain is going in a million different directions, none of them work related. Actually, today has been quite productive. Just look at my new buttons on the right nav! I've been quite the busy bee.

VVB just called me from the Yale Spring Fling, where the Shins are playing. She got some Yalies to sneak her in as a guest. She held out her cell phone for the entire duration of "New Slang". We have the moronic habit of calling one another during shows and providing a live digital feed until our batteries run out. My phone is yelping its low-juice tone repeatedly, and she says, "If I call back, that means I'm meeting somebody famous." Last time she called me post-show, she was hanging out with Ray Lamontaigne.

We started this silly ritual years ago when I was in Boston and missing Mighty Purple shows at BAR and she'd sit in the front and hold out a cell phone.

I miss New Haven today. And not just cause the Shins are playing.

I have to go sell my car now.

More to follow.

cariño

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I was sending this link of photographs to a friend and realized that I wanted everyone to see these pictures. They're absolutely brilliant. Nathan Bright Autumn Sky went to Guatemala to teach and he truly captured what was going on there. A few of these really tug at my heart.

He's an amazing photographer so please check out his work. You can also order prints there online. He should have some more coming soon.

Now hopefully he won't kick my ass for saying all of that.

Nate's pics

but my oh my oh my this one's for you

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From the Chair of the Portland Planning Committee

at the carwash

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the storm is coming

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What I really want to tell you is that everything feels important these days. Every letter from a friend brings tears to my eyes, every song title reads like a command: Wake Up. The Storm is Coming. Don't Look Away. Don't Be Scared. Smile Like You Mean It. Let It Fall Apart. I feel fateful and heavy. Like the answers to everything are printed on the sky. The walls are some paisley smattering of 25 cent words. Contrails of planes tell the future. Watching the soymilk spiral in my espresso is like reading tea leaves.

The other night I was coming home from playing softball and the sky was exploding behind the mountains, the clouds and Space Needle swathed in purple and gold, and I said to the man pushing the shopping carts in the Safeway parking lot, "On a night like this, how could anyone doubt the existence of God?"

He stopped for a second and we both stood watching the stars struggle into the twilight.

When I got home I had a letter from Ruby and DJ Riz on the radio. Strawberries tasted like fine wine. I dreamed about Orcas.

I'm getting rid of three-quarters of what I own and moving onto a boat in two weeks. In 1994, Jon Rodgers wrote to me: "You'd be amazed how little you really need to live." In 2005, I'm realizing he's still right.

Last weekend on the boat I sat in the clean space, the shiny hardwood floor, the huge windows bursting with early sunshine. It's so easy. I'm extricating myself from the strange mess of flowers that has become my world. All my life I've had my Backpack & a Bagel theory. That all I really needed to live was a backpack and a bagel. In the backpack: a notebook, a camera and a walkman. I used to walk the streets for hours with no place to be, taking pictures, writing stories, breathing in the city.

Last weekend I wrote, "Welcome to my boat. We're here, Saturday night, eating frozen dinners and listening to NPR. I can hear pondfrogs and traffic. I hope life will always be this easy."

It can be.

Eisuke and I wore polartec scarves and had acid-rain snowball fights at the Charles River, blowing bubbles in the winter air so they froze and spun on the almost-white like tiny kaleidoscope globes. He had purple hair and I had a frog backpack that my ferret Pez slept in. We wandered the streets, we drank pink champagne from the bottle to celebrate a sunny Tuesday afternoon, shooting the plastic cork across Beacon St. to the frat house balcony.

The Boy left a haiku on his bike for me because he knew I'd try to put flowers there. I look at his flies through the microscope and he tells me they sing for each other, and dance and box, and I ask if that's why they're studied like humans. Because singing and dancing and boxing are essential.

Jared's roommate always wore sunglasses as if the world was too bright for him. He could recite Pi to 34 digits. Harry looks like Jared but he has twin cats and a vicious stutter. He could sing to those cats so plainly.

Bee moved to Louisville to follow his heart. Daniel moved to Austin to follow his dreams. My friends set a good example.

And there was a paisley hardbound notebook stained with espresso and it was enough. And there were bagel Sundays in a rainy window and those were enough. And yesterday morning as I'm standing there on the curb of Broadway waiting for the Northbound bus in the sunshine, Charlie Post sings to me: Everything's Coming Up Daisies.

There was the paisley book and flowers in my hair. And there were up-all-night sunrises and jumping the fence to the reservoir, and cold concrete, salmon sunsets, open mic nights, coffee... always coffee. Soft cover novels and CDs shoved into backpacks. And walking. Just to get out, just to feel alive. Walking.

Tonight is the night I go in my mind to Jaymiles' apartment. Or I go see Jon play at Dakota J's. Or Eisuke and I take on the Back Bay. It is a night for cray-pas and dirty hands and listening to Los Halos at the kitchen table. Being a little bit crazy, a little bit irreverent.

I called VVB in a panic of losing control over my little corner of the world, of things not going how I think they Should Go, of the universe ignoring my little pleas and selfish indulgences and she said, "Kristin. If you're supposed to be on the boat, you'll be on the freakin boat."

And I'm on the boat.

vampireless

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It's late Friday afternoon and I'm at Victrola. Funny how evening becomes "late afternoon" in the spring when it's lighter later. It was 75 degrees and sunny today. Conveniently, I'm sick, and so I didn't have to work under flourescent lights. I did, however, need to ingest several cloves of raw crushed garlic and four cups of Gypsy Cold Care.

Magali has this recipe. It works every time.

Magali is a bright gem of girlishness from Guatemala. She lived in Allston for a little while. When she left to continue her travels, she sent Bee and I letters in Spanish and we tried to translate them. She shared a single bed with another girl in a 3-bedroom, 6 person house because the rent was only $250 a month. She wore thick dark hair that swam to her waist and a vibrant colored, nubby hand-knit sweater. She was a raw and wild brand of effortlessly beautiful. Make-up would have looked like dirt on her face. She had shining black eyes and she closed them when she played the drum with her small strong hands. Kobie, who wouldn't let anyone hold him, would sleep in her lap. She gave him snout massages because she was worried his constantly moving nose would get tired. We all loved Magali.

She had this recipe when I got sick. Equal parts crushed garlic cloves, fresh ginger root, and raw honey. You eat two tablespoonfuls of it every few hours. It's hard to get down. But it's magic. It burns whatever ails you right out of your cells every time. Last night I added a pinch of cayenne pepper to the concoction and chased it with echinacea tea and the juice of a whole lemon. ZING! I've been thinking fondly of Magali for the past couple of days. Sending her warm vibes of gratitude.

Today is the first iced coffee day of the season. My sweating jumbo cup deposits its ring on the granite table. The huge windows are open and the incense from the candle store down the block wafts in when the wind blows. I'm listening to the Beach Boys.

Life is good.

quote of the day

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"I have realized-- I simply am good at being fabulous."

~kats

no more babysteps

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"Don't be afraid to take a big jump when one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small steps."

- David Loyd George

(didn't anybody tell you -- this river's full of lost sharks...)

home sweet boat

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So we bought a houseboat.

The past two weeks have been quite an adventure already. I have gone from not knowing port from starboard, to explaining why this guy's transom has dry rot. Thank god I've got a copy of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Boating.

I've always been a little obsessed with houseboats, and when I moved here the fascination was given new wings. One thing led to another and in a few weeks, the Boy and I will say goodbye to 12th Ave. E. and call Lake Union home.

We've already secured a 5' x 3' black pirate flag complete with skull and crossbones. There goes the neighborhood.

Most people have been asking me how I'm going to deal with only have *that much* space. The things is, this boat (named The Octopus of Love) is 50% roomier than my studio apartment in Capitol Hill. There are further adventures on a site we started to document the process for all ye fools who wish to follow in our muddy footsteps (or just laugh as we bumble about in the process). You can read more about the details, written mostly by the Boy in all his charming wit: www.westlakepirates.com/blog

There will be more to follow, believe me you. Here are a few pictures. There are tons more on our westlake pirates site, I think. It looks like he's working on it as we speak. Check it out!

Also, please be sure to book your weekend here well in advance; we're already full through the end of July. We'll start taking bids for August shortly. I hear one night in the cabin or under the bimini is going for a galley sweep and a head lube.

The mystery remains: can Nevadelia swim?

Also forthcoming: the top ten nautical terms that sound dirty but aren't.

saturday cat nap

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