Today I got off the subway and was presented with a plain-wrapper generic granola bar from a cherubic blond boy who looked more wholesome than a glass of organic milk. He smiled and handed me a granola bar and a flyer.
The flyer said: "Yes?it really is free! We hope this small gift brings some Light into your day. It's a simple way of saying that God loves you -- no strings attached."
What?!
Don't get me wrong -- God's great and all, but when did she start handing out snacks?
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